if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it
if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it
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feels cute
takes selfie
nvm
i usually don’t reblog this stuff, but seriously guys, MEMORIES
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are you a lobster because baby u make my lobs stir
what the fuck is a lob
i wasn’t hugged as a child
(Source: notkatniss)
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again