vevovevo: if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it
freeabortions: feels cute takes selfie nvm
500daysofsassy: yourgrandmotherspenis: 500daysofsassy: are you a lobster because baby u make my lobs stir what the fuck is a lob i wasn’t hugged as a child
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
sexpulse: i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
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anaa-rodrigueez: rockwithyous: clarrissamorgenstern: Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother 11 million 12 million… 13 fucking million, i swear if none of you at least asks me for my number im out of here there should be a fucking tumblr dating site. like they evaluate what you post on your blog and then they would find another blog that posts pretty much the...
zarry: i feel this on a spiritual level
foxnewsofficial: next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
lostgeekette: moriarty-mastermind: once-ling: bltsl4: If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from...
itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free that’s called night robbery
an-incoherent-mess: the-fandoms-are-cool: ...
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
tabiala: kaylahearts1dd: iwantahorranhug: harruld: peachy-blisss: myswagisnice: I love my mom. I am risking nothing I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY Will not risk. sorry followers :( omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummys omg i cant I LOVE MY MOMMY NOT risking anything hehe x I LOVE YOU MOM
m0neyyy: it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie omg this
whovianletthedaleksout: r0sekanaya: nombre means name in spanish but it means number in french “what’s your nombre?” was I making light conversation in spanish or was I hitting on you in French
For the school dances that you looked terrible at....