April 2012
58 posts
beyoncebeytwice:
that one kid that always feels the need to shout “cha cha cha” when singing happy birthday
When i meet my celebrity crush: →
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Mum: Can I borrow your laptop? Me: *Deletes History* Me: *Logs out of tumblr* Me: *Double checks deleted history* Me: *Close Chrome* Me: *Open Internet Explorer* Me: Sure
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Do you guys realize what going to happen when we...
likeninja:
Driving in the car with the radio on, you just picked up your kids from school.
“How was school?”
“It was fine we-“
Then the radio starts playing oldies, and the your old favourite band comes on.
“Oh my God, shut up I don’t care.”
Then you start thinking about fangirling when you we’re a teen.
You start to remember tumblr, and all the friends you made
You slowly start...
Reblog if Harry Styles is cheating on you.
mentallyfuckingonedirection:
liambecausefuckyou:
Lol but guys chill.
that moment when you haven't seen your bestfriend... →
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Society: Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls: Really?
Skinny girls: Really?
Curvy girls: Really?
Scene girls: Really?
Preppy girls: Really?
White girls: Really?
Black girls: Really?
Society: Wait let me be more specific
Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
With your friends:
With your family:
With younger kids:
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That moment when you walk past a cop, even if you... →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is epic
if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear
if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear
You're out clubbing in London when you see 1D walk...
At first you’re like
and then you’re like
You walk over to them and Harry’s like
and he invites you to hang with him and the guys. All you can think is
So you go in the guys usual VIP spot. Suddenly Harry whispers in your ear
Then he’s like
you get incredibly drunk together & somehow get home. When you wake up, this is what you see
All you can think is
For more 1D...
